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What's the point of drinking rosé?
Reds and whites are so good.
A girl has the right to be charmed by
a Bourrou, by a great white, not to
stop between the two. Big mordranait
because she's not as good. Starting to
drink blue wine if we want to drink just
anything, wouldn't you find that
strange? We stay in the chic of a beautiful
inn when there's crab, and then you
notice someone orders
pollock. Excuse me, what did he say? Wouldn't
you find that strange in a
chic restaurant in Paris when there's crab and
then lobster, only a few weeks of
surimi? Well, it's a bit the same
thing when there's red and then
white. If I see someone ordering
rosé, I find that
uninspiring.
A little pink, a short dress, it's
a fashion that won't last. It's just
for the road. It's Pablo for
babies. It looks like nothing, it tastes like nothing, and
it doesn't smell like what it's supposed to
smell like. probably means that if
nothing happens, it's a giant hoax.
What's the point of drinking rosé? Where's
the pleasure of being indecisive? What's
the point of imposing a middle ground, a
compromise? I know the story of the
vacationer who finds it so
convivial on a sunny day, a
little rosé and some Portugal
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Me, of course, a
perfect terrace, nonsense, in a bucket of
ice, it doesn't get hot, you kind of sword,
and we have them everywhere, light whites, just
as fresh, even sweeter, and good
wine made to be tasted, not just made
to get drunk on. Rosé wine
is a bit like brown bananas or
green bread; if we consume it by choice, it's because we're
not thinking
straight. It's like champagne that stinks
of bubbles, if you only knew, bad
foam, a stallion without testicles, it's
not made to win classes
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It's like saying, still human, that it
needs pink blood cells. No, but we're
not Idiots, we know what
Vince is made of, it's red wine drowned
in water or diluted in
goat urine, it's like our
espressos that taste like dishwater, the taste is
undeniable, but my disgust, I can discuss it.
Red and white wine make me happy,
but rosé insults me. You want to
buy yourself a little cheer? We just
sold Place Beau, it's not really
my cup of tea, alcohols that play
the drag queen.
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A little bit, though, the little lady.