1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,920 [Music] 2 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:07,020 What's the point of drinking rosé? 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:09,540 Reds and whites are so good. 4 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:12,179 A girl has the right to be charmed by 5 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:15,059 a Bourrou, by a great white, not to 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:17,340 stop between the two. Big mordranait 7 00:00:15,059 --> 00:00:19,500 because she's not as good. Starting to 8 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:22,260 drink blue wine if we want to drink just 9 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:25,260 anything, wouldn't you find that 10 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:27,539 strange? We stay in the chic of a beautiful 11 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:29,519 inn when there's crab, and then you 12 00:00:27,539 --> 00:00:32,059 notice someone orders 13 00:00:29,519 --> 00:00:35,579 pollock. Excuse me, what did he say? Wouldn't 14 00:00:32,059 --> 00:00:38,399 you find that strange in a 15 00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:41,160 chic restaurant in Paris when there's crab and 16 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:43,739 then lobster, only a few weeks of 17 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:46,260 surimi? Well, it's a bit the same 18 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:48,239 thing when there's red and then 19 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:50,280 white. If I see someone ordering 20 00:00:48,239 --> 00:00:53,120 rosé, I find that 21 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:56,399 uninspiring. 22 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:58,920 A little pink, a short dress, it's 23 00:00:56,399 --> 00:01:00,000 a fashion that won't last. It's just 24 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,399 25 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,920 for the road. It's Pablo for 26 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:07,200 babies. It looks like nothing, it tastes like nothing, and 27 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,119 it doesn't smell like what it's supposed to 28 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:12,540 smell like. probably means that if 29 00:01:09,119 --> 00:01:15,180 nothing happens, it's a giant hoax. 30 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:17,280 What's the point of drinking rosé? Where's 31 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:21,000 the pleasure of being indecisive? What's 32 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:22,799 the point of imposing a middle ground, a 33 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,619 compromise? I know the story of the 34 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:28,920 vacationer who finds it so 35 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:31,510 convivial on a sunny day, a 36 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:33,659 little rosé and some Portugal 37 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:37,140 [Music] 38 00:01:33,659 --> 00:01:39,900 Me, of course, a 39 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:42,420 perfect terrace, nonsense, in a bucket of 40 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:44,579 ice, it doesn't get hot, you kind of sword, 41 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:47,820 and we have them everywhere, light whites, just 42 00:01:44,579 --> 00:01:49,979 as fresh, even sweeter, and good 43 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:53,040 wine made to be tasted, not just made 44 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:55,680 to get drunk on. Rosé wine 45 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:58,439 is a bit like brown bananas or 46 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,659 green bread; if we consume it by choice, it's because we're 47 00:01:58,439 --> 00:02:02,880 not thinking 48 00:02:00,659 --> 00:02:05,579 straight. It's like champagne that stinks 49 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:08,640 of bubbles, if you only knew, bad 50 00:02:05,579 --> 00:02:12,200 foam, a stallion without testicles, it's 51 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:16,410 not made to win classes 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:16,410 [Music] 53 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:27,599 It's like saying, still human, that it 54 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:30,180 needs pink blood cells. No, but we're 55 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:33,060 not Idiots, we know what 56 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:35,640 Vince is made of, it's red wine drowned 57 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:37,379 in water or diluted in 58 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:40,379 goat urine, it's like our 59 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:42,780 espressos that taste like dishwater, the taste is 60 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:45,840 61 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:48,000 undeniable, but my disgust, I can discuss it. 62 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:50,760 Red and white wine make me happy, 63 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,280 but rosé insults me. You want to 64 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,500 buy yourself a little cheer? We just 65 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:58,319 sold Place Beau, it's not really 66 00:02:55,500 --> 00:03:00,160 my cup of tea, alcohols that play 67 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:03,690 the drag queen. 68 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,690 [Music] 69 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:26,120 A little bit, though, the little lady.